- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How old are you? 7

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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