What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

okay so theres this guy.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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