Women's rights

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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WILLY

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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