- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

whats my name? Matt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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