Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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8--------------------- penis

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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