- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Your Mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

su algato es en fuego

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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