A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

wanna hear a joke? i dont

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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