Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

su algato es en fuego

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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