Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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