- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I am quite mature.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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