what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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