- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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