hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Tim likes girls

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Heskey time.

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