- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Facebook How i met my mother

Where's the soap?

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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