- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A baby seal walks into a club.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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