- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Lets Go Lakers!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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