- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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