- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Obama = ebola

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