Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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knock,knock you suck

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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