A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A lot eh?

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Justin Bieber.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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