Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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