- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

roses are red violets should be purple

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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