- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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