- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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