What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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