- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I'm homeless.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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