- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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