so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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