- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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