- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's the new green? Green

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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