What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Justin Bieber

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

People...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Anti Joke

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