- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Phew... it's gone.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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