- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

The cream, it is coming

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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