Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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