what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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