What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

binladin walks into the american seals

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats red and dirty? Her period

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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