- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Pickles are powerful

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??