What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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outside your comfort zone

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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i killed my family

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Matt is a Duster!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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