- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Anyone can post anything.

people magazine

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

women's rights.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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