What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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