a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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