- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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