- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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