- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

my wife out of the kitchen

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How old are you? 7

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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