- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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