What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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