- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

you dint have to be a jew matt

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Can anyone Lenin money?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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