- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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