A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Sam Hengal.

my penis

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

alex is cool

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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