- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

do you have a wife?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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