A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Microwave

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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