- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What fires shots? A gun

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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