Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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