- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

my egg roll

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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