What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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