Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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scientology.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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