- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Stop. Seriously stop.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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