Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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