- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Turkeys are obese

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats brown and smells bad poo

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Your life

anus

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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