why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Anthony sucks

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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