Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Anti Joke

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