roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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