What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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