What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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