A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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