Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Justin beiber's penis

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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