The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

a man makes a bad joke

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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