- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??