What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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