- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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