My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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