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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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