800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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