- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Women's Rights

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

knock knock come in

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

i dont fisish anythi

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