bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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