- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

My spelling is horrible

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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