Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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