a man checks his mypsace

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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