- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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