- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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