Michael Brown

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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