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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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