How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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