- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Jordan is pregant

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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