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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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