- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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