- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

homosexual rights to marriage

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

The holocaust

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

girls basketball

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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