- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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