- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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