what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I am quite mature.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A penis walks into a bar..

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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