Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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