What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

hi

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

rent a cops

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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