- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's up? Your time.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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