What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Guest what? Dog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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