Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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