- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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