- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

i named my son Frodo because he was little

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Waffles ate my grandma

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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