- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How about that airline food?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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