Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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