What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

The cream, it is coming

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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