- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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