- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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