- Anti Joke

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Yanter, Look it up

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!