Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A black man has a job.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

womens rights

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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