yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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