I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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