knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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