What do you call an arab ?

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Sarah Palin.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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