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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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