why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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I am quite mature.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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