- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

my egg roll

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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