- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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