I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

WOw you have no life

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

CFL

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

jd and zach loves vigina

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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