- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Water? I hardly know her.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??