Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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