- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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