- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Dumbledore dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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