What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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