- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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