Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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