Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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