a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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