- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats 1+1? window!

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