The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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