Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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